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Your momma's so....jokes

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Yo momma so fat, God had to move her before he said Let There Be Light
Yo momma so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
Yo momma like a race car, she burns 18 rubbers a day.
Yo momma like the village bicycle, everyone gets a ride
Yo momma so ugly, you got to put a t-bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares
 
Yo momma's so fat, she uses Mexico as her tanning bed!
Yo momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!


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Yo momma so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.
Yo momma so Black she went to night school and was counted absent.
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night.
 
Your mommas so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change

Your mommas so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack

Your mommas so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Your mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone then got ran over by a parked car

Your mommas so ugly she cant even get my crank to walk with her
 
Y-y-y-yo man, yo mama's so fat....she....she.....she's just fat!!!

Yo momma so nasty she sharted and said "i love seconds"

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the continents split up

Yo mama so fat she slipped and fell in the tub, and knocked California into the ocean

Yo mama so fat and ugly, she went to Japan on vacation and left in tears because the Japanese started shooting at her screaming "OH NO!! GODZILLA REAL!! SHE COME FOR YEWW!!!"

Yo mama so ugly, she died, went to hell, and made the Devil cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she died she couldn't go to heaven because the angels couldn't carry her.

Yo mama so sad....................she drives a honda.
 
Yo mama so ugly, she died, went to hell, and made the Devil cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she died she couldn't go to heaven because the angels couldn't carry her.

Yo mama so sad....................she drives a honda.

ROFL :tease: thats hilarious
 
you momma so fat last time she farted the Haiti earthquake happened .
 
Your momma so fat, When she sits around the house, She sits AROUND the house.
Your momma so fat, she sat on a penny and sqeezed a booger outa Abes nose.
Only two I remember.
 
This one made me laugh.
 

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Yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the W's

Yo momma is soo fat we had se)( and rolled over nine times and was still on top.
 
Yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the W's

Yo momma is soo fat we had se)( and rolled over nine times and was still on top.

Ooo, ooo, I know some more now thx for reminding me LOL

Yo mama so fat I punched her in the stomach and she gave birth to the pillsbury dough boy!

Yo mama so fat it took a silo of flour to find her wet spot

Yo mama so ugly guys die from alky poisoning trying to drink her "pretty"

Yo mama so fat, my cousin went to hit it, and found the crew of the mary celeste hiding in a flap fold!

Yo mama so dumb, she bought a ford taurus and took it to a daewoo dealership because she said her "veetek" wasn't kicking in!
 
xD!

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Your momma so fat when she walk backwards...BEEP.BEEP.BEEP.

Your momma so cross eyed when she dropped a dime she picked up two nickels.

Your momma so fat when she go to the movies, she sits by everybody.
 
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