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You know what's bad?

.... It doesn't look bad.

And look... he's running 10PSI. More power to him.
 
Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo

Too Fast & Furious car for sale
Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo 1995. Stick shift, grey exterior, dark grey interior, cloth seats, stick shift. $3000.
Has wiring for custom exterior lights. Oversized racing spoiler. Newer engine needs work so does clutch
bearings.

Call Todd @ 314 322 6118 for questions or to view the car.



Location: Richmond Heights
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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xDD I'm sorry... the first line had me dying..
 
99 Mitsubishi Eclipse For Trade

99 mitsubishi eclipse gs
leather
power windows
power locks
power sunroof.
just under 150k miles
automatic

new::
ngk plugs
wires
oil
oil filter
fuel filter
tranny fluid
tranny filter
all 4 brake pads
2 tires
thermostat
valve gasket
rings
semi lunar valve
pcv valve
passenger axle seal
oil pressure sensor
k&n air filter($50)
blue top battery($200+)

mods::
ccfl halo headlights($200)
magnaflow exhaust($200)
tinted windows($140)
purple neon underbody($140)
purple wiper leds($15)
green cluster($40)
green hvac controls($40)
green led courtesy lights($15)
green lava neon tube($30)
2 10" bostwick subs($200)
diamond d5 300.4 amp($300)
4 gauge wiring($70)
pioneer deh-p5100ub deck($210)
green fuel psi gauge(not installed)($150)
green oil temp gauge(not installed)($150)
green tranny temp gauge(not installed)($150)
3 gauge pillar pod($30)

extra parts:
stock passenger headlight
stock exhaust
sunroof
chrome headers w/ gaskets

im looking for a nice honda, celica, eclipse, 240sx, anything sporty that must be a 5spd. or if you have a non running eclipse with a 5spd tranny you'd sell lemme know cause ill just do a tranny swap instead of selling my car.... i love it, just want a 5 speed. i've put alot of money in mods into this car and hate to part with it, just want a 5speed!!!! :)

will sell for the right price so make an offer (nada is $4,900 w/o mods so don't waste my time with $2-$3k offers)
mostly just looking to trade though.


Location: Blountville

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Not gonna lie, I love the green led interior. I want to do the same thing someday on my interior.
 
saw this and laughed
 

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1996 Toyota Supra Twin Turbo - $7500 (Sterling)

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Date: 2010-07-12, 8:48AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I'm selling my 1996 Twin Turbo Supra
$7,500 OBO
I hate to see it go, but I need a car with better gas mileage for work.

-217,292 miles
-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont
-power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down
-tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!
-i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks
-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. supras are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag.
-the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold.
-heat works if you drive the car for a while
-the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems
-it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex
-the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap
-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a couple hundred bucks.
im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate.


Location: Sterling
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
1996 Toyota Supra Twin Turbo - $7500 (Sterling)

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Date: 2010-07-12, 8:48AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I'm selling my 1996 Twin Turbo Supra
$7,500 OBO
I hate to see it go, but I need a car with better gas mileage for work.

-217,292 miles
-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont
-power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down
-tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!
-i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks
-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. supras are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag.
-the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold.
-heat works if you drive the car for a while
-the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems
-it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex
-the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap
-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a couple hundred bucks.
im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate.


Location: Sterling
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

WTF does anyone else buy this, i sure the hell dont.
 
Lmfao. Faaaaake. Entertaining though.
 
1998 Eclipse GSX Turbo
Super Modified
Fully Customized Interior
2 Seater
$15K in aftermarket parts not you're typical P-Boy Specials [too many to list - engine upgrades, turbo etc etc]
72,000 miles
less than 5000 miles on new crate engine

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
No p!ss!ng contests.
Looking for $8K


Location: Pittsburgh

Better watch out guys...the thing's super modified!
 

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Decided to shoot him an email...got a pretty lame response:

Super modified with a "crate engine?" But you can't even take the time to paint and properly match that disgusting kit?

Congrats, you're the newest joke amongst DSMers.
--
Christi


And his reply:

I'm not in your club.
I'm selling a car [not a pissing contest].
 
600 for a full (cheap) bodykit
500 for shipping of said body kit
= $1,100
20 for black side marker lights
=$1,120
about 1,000 for a cheap wheel/tire package
= $2,120
20 bucks for a cheap mesh grill
= $2,140

i can't tell if thats a parkbench spoiler or the awning of the building behind it...
But aftermarket thats all i see. Maybe add a grand for installation of bodykit
Brings us to $3,140
i can see the car is lowered... let's say it's as cheaply done as everything else...
he probably just torched the springs= free

So we have approximately $3,140 into this already for aftermarket...

20 bucks per junkyard black fenders x2
= $3,180
300 for oem black junkyard hood
= $3,480

three point 5 grand is my final tally...
did i miss anything? LOL
 
I seem to have missed some pretty hilarious posts, I gotta drop by more often LOL.
 
Perhaps this will make you laugh.

Eclipse on 28's

95 mitsubishi eclipse fully customized! 4 wheel drive, 28" Rims, clean title on hand. Over $20,000 invested! I'm in Atlanta this weekend with the car at NOPI, I will be going back to SC on Monday. So, get this one before I leave! Willing to sell the car for $7,500 or best cash price. Will possible take a partial trade. More details about the car please contact me at 803-468-3881


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