Benshooter
10+ Year Contributor
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- Dec 9, 2009
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Las Vegas,
Nevada
Crush my talon and buy a f-22 raptor
LMFAO!
Ok ok I got this...
FIRST, I would buy the state of California and kick everyone out. Then I would have a team of my clones screen possible candidates to live there. I would have my version of the Berlin wall created between it and Mexico with automated Gatling guns, landmines, moats with alligators, everything. I'd have San Diego as my headquarters and have 90% of LA plowed to the damn ground along with any other crappy city. THEN I would start building road courses in the suburb areas that I plow and rally circuits in the rural areas like mammoth and big bear.
I would have a 5 story parking garage to hold my vast collection of cars and a huge airplane hangar next to it for all my custom work and shop space. The parking garage would have a lineage of classic european, domestic, and imports, and I'd have three of everything. I'd hand 10 GSXs over to NASA and tell them to use a similar styling to create the ultimate AWD car. Then I'd have them make me an AWD Viper.
Finally, I'd buy a few TV channels and come up with REAL car shows that would be aired 24/7. I'd make some scientists clone Angelina Jolie so I could have a mentally sound, virgin version of her. The rest of my unlimited funds will go to charity and non denominational christian churches, friends, family etc.