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all non dsm owners think all dsms leak oil. Atleast this is what I was told when i first bought mine, once they seen it they believe I own the only dsm in the world not to leak oil.
 
WHAT?

I know this is the hangout, but damn.
 
Driver: " When you roll up the window , try and hold the glass up and towards the back of the car while pushing the button"
Passenger:"huh what?"
Driver:" Don't worry about it, i'll do it when you get out of the car"
This mainly applies to us 1g guys.

hahahaha said this one more than once
 
I have people asking me why I am deleting all the luxuries (CC, AC, ABS) and I have manual everything.

Why do you keep getting rid of everything on this car?
Getting rid of shit that can break!
 
I like all of these quotes. Really funny. Espically the 0 at the end which means bank account! Ha!
I have some to its...

"Already!"
Just fixed and already broken!
"Plan A!"
Insurance fraud
"Hurry! Make a U turn!"
Turning radius
"You only have 1 cup holder?"
 
I honestly love in that police chase video of that 1ga when the host is like

"His getaway car is TURBO CHARGED with ALL WHEEL DRIVE." :hellyeah:
 
"OW!! Sonofamofackinbitch"

What I say when I get out of the 1g...effing auto seatbelt doodad. Gets me everytime.

ha...yea i never got used to mine either. and every single time id back into the driveway...id have 2 pop open the door.....and get choked out. Lol


and your dad seems awesome! haha
 
*WOT*

"Jesus Christ!"

Lol, yeah that one seems to happen a lot, I took my grandma for a ride she was plugging her ears on the 02 dump :p...

Another one ive gotten...

(freind watched boost gauge) "Wow dude you just hit like 22 psi, sweet"

Me: "Uh-oh, did you happen to catch my AFR?"

Him: "Oh yeah, i saw like 12.6 or something."

Me: "Shit :ohdamn:"

**boost creep**

Or.. Ive gotten this one a lot.

*open dump roars, cars pulling*

Passengers : "SLOW DOWN!!!"
 
On numerous occasions upon pulling a 70-90 time of 1.2 seconds, various passengers state "HOLY $H!T"

I love it every time!
 
How about when your passenger grins after catching his/her breath and says, "Where can I get one?" :rocks: Or "How can I get my car to do this?" HA!!!
 
1)What boost is it creeping to today?

2)I know your car is AWD, did you install some sort of lift kit to go offroading (before i lowered it with lots of weight reduction)

3)Son of a b*tch, your seatbelt just Judo Chopped my neck

4)Why can't you floor it all the way to redline?

5)Is the trans still grinding? What gear grinds now?

6)Would you just put your back seat back in already? No, unless you want to ride back there!

7)The lasers only came in FWD right? No. The lasers came in turbo?? Yes.

8) Hey how ya doing buddy? Good, i need a parts estimate. What kinda car you working on? Plymouth Las- um Mitsubishi Eclipse.

9)3" turbo back, so what are you going to do next emissions test? Let's not talk about that

10) DSM= Don't Start Modding
 
Haha I like a lot of these.

o2 dump/wastegate/BOV
- Passenger - huge grin and "Badass..."

40mph-130mph pull
- Passenger - "What just happened?"

Pulled 2 lengths on an fd rx7
-Passenger climbs out window "Thought you said it was a girl's car?!"

Pricks who think their car is more awesome/fast/whatever else on highway or stoplight
- Frequent passenger - "Smoke 'em..."

"Hows the tranny doin'? Oh right haha"

"Can't spell DiSappointMent without DSM"

Driver - "That thing fast? You want to race me?"
Me - "No thank you I don't believe it'd be worth wasting my gas."

"Fixed today broke tomorrow"

Stoplight 0-75 pull - Random kid who was messing with me because he was apparently better than me with his turbo VR6 Jetta.
Dude - "On green"
My passenger - "Would you like a head start?"
Light turns green. Pulled 2.5 lengths.
Dude - " Ok I didn't expect that I'll be honest, I'm proud I kept up!"
Passenger - "Yeah about that..."
Me - "I missed second..."
Dude - "WHAT!? You're joking. You kind of make want to have one. Don't they have a lot of problems?"
Me - "It's an acquired love, you wouldn't understand."
 
DSM is one letter away from BDSM... Do you know what BDSM is?

and do you know what DSM stands for ?

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual -of Mental Disorders

not sure whats worse.


my quote would be .. " now WTF is wrong with you?? "
 
I have a 97 mitsubishi eclipse and i was just wondering what the bar about 2 inches above the tire is for and if i can remove it to lower my car abt. 3-4 inches or if it has 2 be there please help me with this 1
 
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