Ok guy's and gal's, the other night my girlfriend and I were talking and she told me 10 reasons to date a cheerleader. I told her to find one on street racers but she couldn't and i can't either. If anyone has seen one tell me. Or lets start to make some so we can have a list.

Thanks,
Scott

1. If he has a life-insurance policy, it wont take you long to cash it in

We are not street racers, we are tuners. This is one of the lamest topics I have ever seen.

2. He'll more than likely run his mouth off and get his ass whooped by some buff guy with a real car...in which case your now open game to get boned by the buff guy

3. If his dick is as big as his wing, you are in for a good time.

I can't think of any and I honestly tried.

I think you're out of luck when it comes to that topic

His dick doesn't fit in his coffee can exhaust.

he makes a thread about street racing and stuff like that....

oh wait, thats you might be a redneck if...orsomething..

yeah that doesnt make sense

Silly wabbit, street racing is for kids!!!!!!!!!!

We do not advocate street racing so expect non-friendly comments.

adam355 said:

We are not street racers, we are tuners.

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tOOners 4 lyfe!

there are way more reasons NOT to date a street racer (esp a chick) than good reasons. I think someone posted an actual list at one point a long time ago

ShadowWulf said:

1. If he has a life-insurance policy, it wont take you long to cash it in

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.......Street Racing =

5. you often get to see pretty blue strobe lights
6. instead of him buying you pretty things you can watch it all go up in smoke with his tires
7. you wont have to talk to him in the car cause you wont be heard over the exhaust
8. you can help him put on decals on his car
9. he knows alot of excuses when it comes to racing on the track
10. he has a awsome job delivering pizza

stuffy1256 said:

there are way more reasons NOT to date a street racer (esp a chick) than good reasons. I think someone posted an actual list at one point a long time ago

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I believe that was the "Is it a good idea to date a car chick" thread.

-10 IQ Points to anyone who reads this.

Tallen said:

-10 IQ Points to anyone who reads this.

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...and takes it seriously.



O.P. You suck at life.

DMS-WhiteGSX said:

3. If his dick is as big as his wing, you are in for a good time.

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what if its a racer that doesn't like wings huh, they then must be chicks

most the time when I see someone with a adjustable wing they have it angled so much that it creates more drag than downforce

dis_ill_usion said:

what if its a racer that doesn't like wings huh, they then must be chicks

most the time when I see someone with a adjustable wing they have it angled so much that it creates more drag than downforce

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With most wings out there you are getting more drag than downforce, regardless of wing positioning. However, I understand what you mean. It's somewhat comical to see someone with their wing slats at a 60 degree angle !

Truly 'efficient' wing surfaces aren't cheap. Lots of R&D and exotic materiels make for expensive products.

**knock**knock**knock**

Defiants at the door, can somebody open the door???

Bigglesworth87 said:

**knock**knock**knock**

Defiants at the door, can somebody open the door???

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*opens door and waits for big bang*

Tallen said:

-10 IQ Points to anyone who reads this.

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OH NO! TOO LATE!

You guys are missin out man. If/when a girl shows any bit of interest in my car, I mention street racing and the deal is sealed. Girls (20ish age anyway) like to have that novelty effect in a guy (be he an outlaw biker, street racer, SWAT team member, etc.), and I can fake the street racer one pretty well. You all should try it some time.

I suppose that might work when you're cruising the high school parking lot looking for the chicks waiting for their moms to pick them up from band practice.

If you want to score with 15 year olds that's great but try and find a girl older than 24 who thinks you're cool because you risk your life/car/clean record for some cheap shitty thrills schooling some moron driving his dad's integra.

There's a good reason import insurance rates (I won't even get into sport bikes) are on the rise and I get stared at by every cop I pass.

P8ntBalla said:

You guys are missin out man. If/when a girl shows any bit of interest in my car, I mention street racing and the deal is sealed. Girls (20ish age anyway) like to have that novelty effect in a guy (be he an outlaw biker, street racer, SWAT team member, etc.), and I can fake the street racer one pretty well. You all should try it some time.

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Too bad you're getting the girls that like street racers.