i dont have any pics but my friends gs-t looks like a bald eagle shitted on it...huge plop...with some of it running down...
who can top that ?

Sorry, NOTHING beats the guy who put up a pic of his cat vomiting down the side of his 2G. That was absolutely hilarious. What a mess.

I actually hit a bird on a highway doing about 70 mph. No damage to my car... but it wasn't pretty. Does that count?

Are you kidding me, I must have gotten hit by BigBird because that shit looked like a pankake and sounded like a rock. I got hit while driving downtown SF.

Psssshvalve said:

who can top that ?

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I don't want to top that or see a pic of anyone topping it

My friend was changing his water pump, and a bird crapped on his timing belt.

a turkey flew through my windshield...does that count?

I don't know what kind of bird it was, but a bird shit on my buddy's car one night. He came out the next morning, and he said he just turned around and went back in the house, sat down on the couch, and turned on the TV. He said "If that's any indication of how the day is gonna go, f**k it."

I dunno what kind of bird this was, I'm thinking a friggin' Albatross or something. I'm gonna call him later tonight and see if he still has the pics.

I had a friend that parked his car under telephone (power whichever) lines and what seemed like 1000 birds landed all over the area (trees, the lines, the yard) needless to say, his car was covered afterwards but it wasnt just one bird

leet said:

Sorry, NOTHING beats the guy who put up a pic of his cat vomiting down the side of his 2G. That was absolutely hilarious. What a mess.

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I started laughing...


Until I realized that was me. I'm slow today

Well, I found one picture. It doesn't quite capture the full scope of the scenario, though.

HighPsi92GST said:

I had a friend that parked his car under telephone (power whichever) lines and what seemed like 1000 birds landed all over the area (trees, the lines, the yard) needless to say, his car was covered afterwards but it wasnt just one bird

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We have cars come through the carwash quite often looking like that.

At granny's one day (she lives about 15 feet from a lake so there are HUGE harions all over the place) and holy sh*t... I swear a taridactal shat all over my car...I was like !

it was a slaughter thsoe birds used that as target practice!!!!!!!!

Ryan86 said:

I started laughing...


Until I realized that was me. I'm slow today

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No shit?! I've been looking all over for that picture!! Upload it again the people deserve to see!

leet said:

No shit?! I've been looking all over for that picture!! Upload it again the people deserve to see!

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haha...I don't even have the pic anymore. But luckily, I found the thread

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132407&highlight=cat

The owned picture is ####ing hilarious... I forgot about that.

I'm sorry but !

I remeber that thread now.

that owned pic got me in trouble at work. !

dis_ill_usion said:

never park under trees

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That Cougar is gross!!! I'd have to turn around and leave it there.

I smashed a bird ripping it through 2-3 gears....
half his bloody carcass got stuck in my headlights, it was DISGUSTING, it wasnt shit but im sure on impact he shat himself pretty nicely.

I hit a bat one night driving home in my 1G, I didn't realize it til the next morning when my dad came in and called my car the "batmobile" it was stuck to my headlight, I had to take needlenose pliers and peel it off.. ####ing disgusting.

I was sitting at a stoplight with my top down and felt something hit my finger. I looked down and had a drop of bird shit on my finger, and a nice line of it on my pant leg. I'll try to get the picture up tommorow, its on my cell phone. I wasnt pleased to say the least.