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SrKegler

15+ Year Contributor
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Feb 29, 2004
Daytona Beach, Florida
Thought I'd check in here to see if maybe there was a DSMr that maybe had some extra butt cheek to spare that he wanted to ge rid of.

My granddaughter chewed off most of mine yesterday. My great grandson is 5 and was having some troubles with his bike. The kid next door could outrun him. We decided to repack the bearings and do some performance mods. I thought he done a great job repacking the bearings. Might have got grease in places it didn't belong, besides he needed a haircut anyhow.

i tried to claim senileity but she wasn't buying it.
 
What...............................................
 
Look at his name and the time he posted + the content of the post. Sr. there was babysitting his great grandson, got grease in his hair while modding his bike so he could beat the kid up the street. Kids mom, Sr.'s granddaughter, chewed his ass off for it cause she had to cut his hair to get the grease out. Sr. then got drunk and made this post looking for a new ass since his got chewed off :D

Somebody's gotta be looking to do some weight reduction :p
 
Look at his name and the time he posted + the content of the post. Sr. there was babysitting his great grandson, got grease in his hair while modding his bike so he could beat the kid up the street. Kids mom, Sr.'s granddaughter, chewed his ass off for it cause she had to cut his hair to get the grease out. Sr. then got drunk and made this post looking for a new ass since his got chewed off :D

Somebody's gotta be looking to do some weight reduction :p

Translation accepted :applause: haha
 
I almost thought a DSMer made a "I want to date you" thread and their only stipulation is that the possible DSMer be fat.
 
Look at his name and the time he posted + the content of the post. Sr. there was babysitting his great grandson, got grease in his hair while modding his bike so he could beat the kid up the street. Kids mom, Sr.'s granddaughter, chewed his ass off for it cause she had to cut his hair to get the grease out. Sr. then got drunk and made this post looking for a new ass since his got chewed off :D

Somebody's gotta be looking to do some weight reduction :p

Damn that was good deciphering going on! Kudos, I get it! Lol
 
When things like that happen to me I claim it's a result of mosquito borne illness.

I can't remember exactly which illness, it's either W. Nile, E. Nile, or C. Nile.
 
Thought I'd check in here to see if maybe there was a DSMr that maybe had some extra butt cheek to spare that he wanted to ge rid of.

My granddaughter chewed off most of mine yesterday. My great grandson is 5 and was having some troubles with his bike. The kid next door could outrun him. We decided to repack the bearings and do some performance mods. I thought he done a great job repacking the bearings. Might have got grease in places it didn't belong, besides he needed a haircut anyhow.

i tried to claim senileity but she wasn't buying it.

Sr. .... Are you drunk?
 
Agreed. This one's classic. At least he's got the boy outta the house and doing something other than staring at Teletubbies.

This. So the kid needed a haircut. Who cares. At least he was out doing something constructive and learning something rather than sitting in the house watching tv or playing vidya games.
 
Look at his name and the time he posted + the content of the post. Sr. there was babysitting his great grandson, got grease in his hair while modding his bike so he could beat the kid up the street. Kids mom, Sr.'s granddaughter, chewed his ass off for it cause she had to cut his hair to get the grease out. Sr. then got drunk and made this post looking for a new ass since his got chewed off :D

Somebody's gotta be looking to do some weight reduction :p

How in the h3ll did you get that from what he said? LOL awesome
 
I understand the post.

But when you see just the title, you kind of go "Oh, someone really digs the fatties".
 
His post made perfect sense to me. I don't see how nobody is getting it.

Sorry guys. Guess i'll have to start using a shot glass for my Jack Black. I usually just eyeball it. Unfortunately it appears my eyesight is failing too.

On a brighter note, being old is great. You can get away with a lot of crap.

Clincher yesterday was when his mom told him to go take a bath. He said "later mom, gonna take this b**ch out for a spin. Thought the top of her head was going to come off. That's what I always say when we finish work on the car.

Stay tuned for the next episode.
 
Funny yet admirable. I only pray that I get to work on the Talon with great grand kids one day while teaching them naughty catch phrases. I'm going to be like SrKegler when I grow up!
 
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