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ok, so the running joke around the race track is when someone chickens out, or complains, they are called a "sandy vagina" ok. last year, we hired a new tow truck driver, and he is about 400lbs, good guy right. so i was introduced to him, and his name is sandy. well, he says his name and i immediatly start to crack a smile. i didnt want to say anything because this guy is, well, quite a bit larger than myself, and i had no idea what his personallity was like, so i kept my mouth shut.

later that day, i was talking to my brother about this new guy we hired on, telling him his name is Sandy, btw, we both call each other sandy vagina all the time, and i am telling him to put two and two together, when he looks up and says, you mean him? i turn around in mid laugh, and there is Sandy standing behind me with a disgruntled look on his face. mind you, i just met the guy like a few hours beforehand, and now i am making fun of his name. well, my butt puckered a bit as the smile slid from my face.
he asked me what was so funny, so naturally, i explained to him what i was telling my brother about sandy vagina. luckily he has a sense of humor and laughed about it, i would hated to of had to go rounds with him.

/story time.
 
My name is Richard Johnson, when I joined the Army I was PVT Dick Johnson, my NCO's shorted it to Big Dick ROFL

Really....I noticed your name before but never asked..Now I know...Thats great...Everytime I see you on a thread I'm gonna laugh...I hope thats ok.... ROFL

ok, so the running joke around the race track is when someone chickens out, or complains, they are called a "sandy vagina" ok. last year, we hired a new tow truck driver, and he is about 400lbs, good guy right. so i was introduced to him, and his name is sandy. well, he says his name and i immediatly start to crack a smile. i didnt want to say anything because this guy is, well, quite a bit larger than myself, and i had no idea what his personallity was like, so i kept my mouth shut.

later that day, i was talking to my brother about this new guy we hired on, telling him his name is Sandy, btw, we both call each other sandy vagina all the time, and i am telling him to put two and two together, when he looks up and says, you mean him? i turn around in mid laugh, and there is Sandy standing behind me with a disgruntled look on his face. mind you, i just met the guy like a few hours beforehand, and now i am making fun of his name. well, my butt puckered a bit as the smile slid from my face.
he asked me what was so funny, so naturally, i explained to him what i was telling my brother about sandy vagina. luckily he has a sense of humor and laughed about it, i would hated to of had to go rounds with him.

/story time.

Sandy Fajaja...LOL

There is this one person from my hometown that calls himself Guy Peters cause his real first name is Harry.


Harry Peter...LOL....I'd call him Guy, I call my friends guy all the time...
 
I am sure a lot of people on here have heard the the rapper Mike Jones, i know a guy named Mike Jones. Thats about it, oh and lofty i have 2 uncles named Bud haha.

I know a white guy named Mike Jones too..


I really like the part where you showed Lofty....And My uncles name is also Bud....Double Ha on Lofty..ROFL
 
Wasn't the Mike Hunt joke on the movie American Grafitti? "Has anyone seen ..."

I don't get Mike Jones, dare I ask? We have one at work...

My buddies brother owns an auto shop, his name is G.A. Rajabi. Took me like a year seeing his email on FWD's from my buddy before I realized it. :p
 
When I first got to germany. I saw a CW3 (Warrant Officer) whose last name was Shitofman. Fighting back the laughter I grinned a bit. He saw my face and snarled at me "It's pronounced SH-TOFF-MEN!!!!"
 
My lil sister named her daughter Afrie Kaye....
 
On TV there was a guy named Douchon Mandik.. He even showed his drivers license haha
 
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