Street Racing quotes/sayings/phrases

Posted by TDX, Mar 14, 2005

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  1. TDX

    TDX Proven Member

    Joined Sep 14, 2003
    Naples, Florida
    Hey everyone post up your favorite quotes/sayings/phrases/expressions.... But please nothing off the F&F movies. ENjy! :D :thumb: :D

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  2. youngone

    youngone Proven Member

    Joined Nov 16, 2002
    wilkes barre, Pennsylvania
    My all time favorite is

    " Stop beggin for spots and grab a lane mother####er"
  3. 97GS-TSpyder

    97GS-TSpyder Proven Member

    Joined Nov 13, 2002
    yokota AB Japan, Asia
    adn taht is not my sig on 3 other forums! thanks
  4. VtecRex

    VtecRex Proven Member

    Joined Oct 2, 2004
    Davidsonville, Maryland
    You can always spot the true import tuner. For one, he's not in the crowd around the latest widebody RSX and he's not even interested whatsoever. You will notice his car has some scratches and never really is 100% clean because he just doesn't care what others think. He is in the hobby for himself and his own personal enjoyment. There is no glory for him, other than getting that MSD Ignition installed without messing up his timing or rotating his tires in record time. The true tuner will never get the respect he deserves, but he'll never ask for it either. It's all in a day of the life of the true import tuner, lost in the latest trend, forgotten by many, and barely respected at all. But when the day is done and the fads are over, he'll still have his rice rocket, drive it to work everyday, and crack a smile when he takes that perfect turn on the way home. The true tuners have been lost in the shuffle, but as long as they are still around, the import scene still has a bright future ahead.
  5. 2gtalonman

    2gtalonman Proven Member

    Joined Feb 4, 2005
    Green bay, Wisconsin
    dsm's, taking on cars with 4 more cylinders and making them look stupid since 1989.
  6. xcelr8n

    xcelr8n Awaiting Email Verification

    Joined Jan 31, 2003
    the funniest thing anyone ever said to me after racing me 3 straigt time and getting his ass whooped was, " god damn, youre car bogarts outta the hole"... guess it means ####in pwns off the line, which it does LOL.
  7. Itzallstock

    Itzallstock Proven Member

    Joined May 19, 2004
    Millbrook, Illinois
    (from the vid fourm!) :thumb:
  8. jagrjones

    jagrjones Proven Member

    Joined Aug 23, 2002
    Fallbrook, California
    "For those 17 seconds or more, I'm free..."

    If you don't need both hands on the wheel, then you're not really driving.

    "Damn, does he have TWO fire extinguishers in there?"

    when life speeds by...

    to boost or not to boost... is that a question?

    the way i see it.....if you keep fixing things, eventually you will have a new car.

    My car looks like hell, sounds like hell, and generally runs like hell, but it's still fast as hell.

    I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level.

    theres a mustang guy here that tells everybody not to race me cuz my car goes pssssshhhhh when i shift...

    Some kids got caught last night trying to break into a car 3 houses down from mine... I think they were lucky.. If they hadn't gotten caught, and had gotten to my car, they might have just "disappeared."

    And for some that are a little more DSM specific:

    I'd rather push a DSM than drive a Honda. And I get plenty of chances to prove it.

    DSM's-Turning normal people into angry, flat broke ,heavy drinkers that throw tools since 1989.

    "if you have a 1g, do you have to de-ghettotize it before it runs right or something?"

    Little TDO5h turbos make baby jesus clap his hands in delight.

    DSM is my shepherd I shall not want. It maketh me burnout on black pavement: it leadeth me beside busy freeways. It restoreth my soul: it leads me in the path of quickness for its namesake. Yea, though i walk through the valley of rice i shall fear no honda for torque art with me; thy rod and thy piston they comfort me. Thou preparest a track before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou has anointed my bearings with oil; my car overpowers.

    That's exactly WHY I own a DSM. I don't like it smooth, quiet, comfortable and effortless. I like to listen to the whine of the Walbro, rumble of the full 3" exhaust and feel the vibrations of the balance shafts-free engine with solid motor mounts on the steering wheel while idling on the stoplights. I love the stiffness of the ACT2600, the notchiness of the tranny one has to literally rape when shifting and the harsh ride with the polyurethane suspension bushings and ProKit/AGX combo. I'd never trade AWD launches for anything, I love the feeling of invincibility off the line and the way one gets thrown against the seat and feels like being a part of the car at that moment. I enjoy hearing the notorious "WTF do you have in that thing?!?" from over-confident C5 and Supra owners after blowing the doors off their shiny machines they spent a fortune for. I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level and one feels like being rear-ended by a semi, the intimidating jet engine-like whine of the turbo and the BOV bark between shifts. I like it brutal. That's why I own a DSM.

    This is just a late night thought, but I think it's possible that there is a finite number of DSM souls floating around our little planet. As one DSM breaks, its soul gets passed on to another car that happens to be fixed at the moment awaiting its first crank. So somewhere, at the exact moment your car ran for its first time in months, someone else's DSM sh** a timing belt for you.

    Disclaimer: All Mitsubishi corporate employees, Mitsubishi dealerships, Mitsubishi service personnel or employees, family, friends, or acquaintances thereof: This in no way constitutes an admission or acknowledgement of tampering, modification, usage, or alteration of any vehicle in my posession or component thereof in such a fashion as to void, cancel, deny or otherwise refuse service on any service contracts, warrantees, or recall notices covering said vehicles. This and other posts submitted on this, or any Internet forum, under the screenname Q simply represent an attempt to gain acceptance from a peer group espousing cars of a high performance nature - especially those that have been altered to improve, enhance, or otherwise modify the automobile's natural characteristics. Any statements, claims, or graphical representations made that would constitute a violation of any contractual agreement are to be considered fictitious and not to be accepted in any court of law, or similar environment mediated for the purpose of dispute resolution.
  9. 9d2TSi

    9d2TSi Proven Member

    Joined Jun 5, 2003
    Battle Creek, Michigan
  10. TDX

    TDX Proven Member

    Joined Sep 14, 2003
    Naples, Florida
    nice ones! keep it flowin'!
  11. Quasimondo

    Quasimondo Proven Member

    Joined Jan 17, 2004
    Forgot where I found this one:

    "Pop quiz hotshot, what do you do when you've got 10 grand under the hood of your Honda, and you're still running 15's - What do you do?!?!?!?!"
  12. bigemrich

    bigemrich Proven Member

    Joined Jun 1, 2004
    Butler, Wisconsin
    Sell it and buy a DSM

    --Kyle :talon:
  13. DrZoom

    DrZoom Proven Member

    Joined Mar 6, 2005
    Glen Burnie, Maryland
    Honda's are like tampon's... every ####ies got one - Unknown

    THe BSing stops when the xmas tree drops - Unknown

  14. TsiNoob

    TsiNoob Proven Member

    Joined Oct 20, 2004
    Fayetteville, Pennsylvania
    You never had me, you never had your toaster!
    Granny Slicin' , not double butterin' like you should
    Your lucky that 100th slice of rye didn't blow the welds on the bread lift.
    Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the crumb tray
    And replace the ejector springs you fried!

    I tend to use that one when I'm at a party and someone starts talking about racing. I forget where I heard it but I'll never forget it.
  15. Colossus

    Colossus Proven Member

    Joined Jun 23, 2003
    Crestview, Florida
    When the light turns green, the GSX gets mean.
    My DSM:
  16. 91boost

    91boost Proven Member

    Joined Sep 17, 2004
    Palm City, Florida
    Best post I have read in a long time. :thumb:
  17. JessesTalon

    JessesTalon Proven Member

    Joined Dec 13, 2003
    Beaverton, Oregon
    Aye, I missed a shift, lets race again...


    Common, seriously 1st to 4th accidentally!


    Why cuz I would own you if we raced again?

    No dip cuz your oilpan is sitting 10 feet behind your car bi***.

    *looks back* Oh sh**!

    ok ok it wasn't funny but it was while I Was writing it... hmmmm
  18. DrZoom

    DrZoom Proven Member

    Joined Mar 6, 2005
    Glen Burnie, Maryland
  19. turboTSi1320

    turboTSi1320 Proven Member

    Joined Aug 31, 2003
    Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
    Your just faster becaues you have a turbo.
    No im faster because im awd and have .4 more liters of displacement

    I would beat you If I was lS/VTEC..
  20. BoostInsideTSi

    BoostInsideTSi Proven Member

    Joined May 5, 2004
    Aurora, Illinois
    "the winner takes the cash, and the respect." :p
  21. DrZoom

    DrZoom Proven Member

    Joined Mar 6, 2005
    Glen Burnie, Maryland
    One guy once told a cavvy driving friend of mine... "Nitrous is nice Mike but remember his power is there ALL THE TIME and he doesnt get empty bottles"

  22. AW4G63

    AW4G63 Proven Member

    Joined Apr 11, 2002
    TommyPantsdownville, Ohio


    How'd you remember that?
  23. siceclipse

    siceclipse Proven Member

    Joined Jun 26, 2003
    FFLD County, Connecticut
    them: Lets race!
    me: Ok...
    them: What do you have?
    Me: Turbo AWD
    them: Wait...
    me: Line up or shut up.
  24. Endz0r

    Endz0r Proven Member

    Joined Oct 3, 2002
    Cannon AFB, New Mexico

    such a good past time and easy way to make money.
  25. AW4G63

    AW4G63 Proven Member

    Joined Apr 11, 2002
    TommyPantsdownville, Ohio
    Build um, race um, break um, sell um - me

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