Street Racing quotes/sayings/phrases

Posted by TDX, Mar 14, 2005
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  1. TDX

    TDX Proven Member

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    Hey everyone post up your favorite quotes/sayings/phrases/expressions.... But please nothing off the F&F movies. ENjy! :D :thumb: :D
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  2. youngone

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    My all time favorite is


    " Stop beggin for spots and grab a lane mother####er"
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  3. 97GS-TSpyder

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    yokota AB Japan, Asia
    adn taht is not my sig on 3 other forums! thanks
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  4. VtecRex

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    You can always spot the true import tuner. For one, he's not in the crowd around the latest widebody RSX and he's not even interested whatsoever. You will notice his car has some scratches and never really is 100% clean because he just doesn't care what others think. He is in the hobby for himself and his own personal enjoyment. There is no glory for him, other than getting that MSD Ignition installed without messing up his timing or rotating his tires in record time. The true tuner will never get the respect he deserves, but he'll never ask for it either. It's all in a day of the life of the true import tuner, lost in the latest trend, forgotten by many, and barely respected at all. But when the day is done and the fads are over, he'll still have his rice rocket, drive it to work everyday, and crack a smile when he takes that perfect turn on the way home. The true tuners have been lost in the shuffle, but as long as they are still around, the import scene still has a bright future ahead.
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  5. 2gtalonman

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    dsm's, taking on cars with 4 more cylinders and making them look stupid since 1989.
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    the funniest thing anyone ever said to me after racing me 3 straigt time and getting his ass whooped was, " god damn, youre car bogarts outta the hole"... guess it means ####in pwns off the line, which it does LOL.
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  7. Itzallstock

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    HERE COMES THE EVO MAN!!!!
    -Ben
    (from the vid fourm!) :thumb:
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  8. jagrjones

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    "For those 17 seconds or more, I'm free..."
    -espydur

    If you don't need both hands on the wheel, then you're not really driving.
    -venom42

    "Damn, does he have TWO fire extinguishers in there?"
    -SetH


    when life speeds by...
    downshift
    -KooK

    to boost or not to boost... is that a question?
    -unknown

    the way i see it.....if you keep fixing things, eventually you will have a new car.
    -unknown

    My car looks like hell, sounds like hell, and generally runs like hell, but it's still fast as hell.
    -unknown

    I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level.
    -taboo

    theres a mustang guy here that tells everybody not to race me cuz my car goes pssssshhhhh when i shift...
    -devilsperm

    Some kids got caught last night trying to break into a car 3 houses down from mine... I think they were lucky.. If they hadn't gotten caught, and had gotten to my car, they might have just "disappeared."
    -ArticNemesis

    And for some that are a little more DSM specific:

    I'd rather push a DSM than drive a Honda. And I get plenty of chances to prove it.
    -markmakeitso

    DSM's-Turning normal people into angry, flat broke ,heavy drinkers that throw tools since 1989.
    -AW4G63

    "if you have a 1g, do you have to de-ghettotize it before it runs right or something?"
    -BoostinDSM

    Little TDO5h turbos make baby jesus clap his hands in delight.
    -GunnerTSi

    DSM is my shepherd I shall not want. It maketh me burnout on black pavement: it leadeth me beside busy freeways. It restoreth my soul: it leads me in the path of quickness for its namesake. Yea, though i walk through the valley of rice i shall fear no honda for torque art with me; thy rod and thy piston they comfort me. Thou preparest a track before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou has anointed my bearings with oil; my car overpowers.
    -unknown

    That's exactly WHY I own a DSM. I don't like it smooth, quiet, comfortable and effortless. I like to listen to the whine of the Walbro, rumble of the full 3" exhaust and feel the vibrations of the balance shafts-free engine with solid motor mounts on the steering wheel while idling on the stoplights. I love the stiffness of the ACT2600, the notchiness of the tranny one has to literally rape when shifting and the harsh ride with the polyurethane suspension bushings and ProKit/AGX combo. I'd never trade AWD launches for anything, I love the feeling of invincibility off the line and the way one gets thrown against the seat and feels like being a part of the car at that moment. I enjoy hearing the notorious "WTF do you have in that thing?!?" from over-confident C5 and Supra owners after blowing the doors off their shiny machines they spent a fortune for. I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level and one feels like being rear-ended by a semi, the intimidating jet engine-like whine of the turbo and the BOV bark between shifts. I like it brutal. That's why I own a DSM.
    -taboo

    This is just a late night thought, but I think it's possible that there is a finite number of DSM souls floating around our little planet. As one DSM breaks, its soul gets passed on to another car that happens to be fixed at the moment awaiting its first crank. So somewhere, at the exact moment your car ran for its first time in months, someone else's DSM sh** a timing belt for you.
    -james92tsi

    Disclaimer: All Mitsubishi corporate employees, Mitsubishi dealerships, Mitsubishi service personnel or employees, family, friends, or acquaintances thereof: This in no way constitutes an admission or acknowledgement of tampering, modification, usage, or alteration of any vehicle in my posession or component thereof in such a fashion as to void, cancel, deny or otherwise refuse service on any service contracts, warrantees, or recall notices covering said vehicles. This and other posts submitted on this, or any Internet forum, under the screenname Q simply represent an attempt to gain acceptance from a peer group espousing cars of a high performance nature - especially those that have been altered to improve, enhance, or otherwise modify the automobile's natural characteristics. Any statements, claims, or graphical representations made that would constitute a violation of any contractual agreement are to be considered fictitious and not to be accepted in any court of law, or similar environment mediated for the purpose of dispute resolution.
    -Unknown
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  9. 9d2TSi

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  10. TDX

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    nice ones! keep it flowin'!
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  11. Quasimondo

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    Forgot where I found this one:

    "Pop quiz hotshot, what do you do when you've got 10 grand under the hood of your Honda, and you're still running 15's - What do you do?!?!?!?!"
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  12. bigemrich

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    Sell it and buy a DSM

    --Kyle :talon:
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  13. DrZoom

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    Honda's are like tampon's... every ####ies got one - Unknown

    THe BSing stops when the xmas tree drops - Unknown

    Zoom
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  14. TsiNoob

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    You never had me, you never had your toaster!
    Granny Slicin' , not double butterin' like you should
    Your lucky that 100th slice of rye didn't blow the welds on the bread lift.
    Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the crumb tray
    And replace the ejector springs you fried!

    I tend to use that one when I'm at a party and someone starts talking about racing. I forget where I heard it but I'll never forget it.
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  15. Colossus

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    When the light turns green, the GSX gets mean.
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  16. 91boost

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    Best post I have read in a long time. :thumb:
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  17. JessesTalon

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    Aye, I missed a shift, lets race again...

    No...


    Common, seriously 1st to 4th accidentally!

    No...


    Why cuz I would own you if we raced again?


    No dip cuz your oilpan is sitting 10 feet behind your car bitch.


    *looks back* Oh sh**!




    ok ok it wasn't funny but it was while I Was writing it... hmmmm
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  18. DrZoom

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh:
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  19. turboTSi1320

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    Your just faster becaues you have a turbo.
    No im faster because im awd and have .4 more liters of displacement

    I would beat you If I was lS/VTEC..
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  20. BoostInsideTSi

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    "the winner takes the cash, and the respect." :p
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  21. DrZoom

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    One guy once told a cavvy driving friend of mine... "Nitrous is nice Mike but remember his power is there ALL THE TIME and he doesnt get empty bottles"

    Matt
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  22. AW4G63

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    :cool:

    How'd you remember that?
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  23. siceclipse

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    them: Lets race!
    me: Ok...
    them: What do you have?
    Me: Turbo AWD
    them: Wait...
    me: Line up or shut up.
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  24. Endz0r

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    sandbagging...


    such a good past time and easy way to make money.
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  25. AW4G63

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    Build um, race um, break um, sell um - me
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