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Best DSM Craigslist post of the day

Posted by 2geclipse565, Jun 28, 2016

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  1. 2geclipse565

    2geclipse565 Proven Member

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    I haven't seen a really funny DSM Craigslist post in a while and this one made me laugh so I figured Id share it with you. There are some pretty good one liners in here but I won't spoil it, I figured Id let you find them for your self.

    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5653307136.html
     

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  2. MoarAWD

    MoarAWD Proven Member

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    Only a couple were made with dat 20 gauge turbo.....
     
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  3. gdb1039

    gdb1039 Proven Member

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    Wow 350hp with just those few mods. I'm curious how it does with those "1200cc of injectors" and no listing of a way to control them. Also what is a stage 2 clutch? Is that a ebay brand? This is a poor representation of the dsm community. I hope someone does buy this from the seller and does the car real justice and the seller needs to go back to honda's.
     
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  4. ErikTande

    ErikTande Proven Member

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    When I see things like this I want to start trying to bring back the eugenics movement.
     
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  5. MoarAWD

    MoarAWD Proven Member

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    South Bend, Indiana
    "much cam gears. very injectors."
     
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  6. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    I've got one better. There's a red 2GB Talon on FB for sale that has a spun bearing and needs machine work, for the low price of $6,000 firm. No cage, no performance parts, it's not race ready...it is a semi-clean 2GB Talon but that's it.


    The amount of people who don't read ads are freakin' hilarious. He listed a massive list of "mods" that include "fresh spark plugs" and etc to pad it, and at the very middle, casually mentioned the motor is in pieces and in bags, and no one seems to notice. Man some of these people are gonna be pissed when they drive cross country to get it and find out it's a roller for $6k!
     
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  7. MoarAWD

    MoarAWD Proven Member

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    The sad part is, that kind of thing is becoming the norm. I've been looking like crazy for a solid 2g GSX, and every ad I see is exactly like that. "GSX,188k miles, transmission won't go into 2nd gear/grinds at low speeds... $6700" ....
     
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  8. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    ROFL seriously, it's true. Or "GSX, body has 200k miles, no engine, trans, ecu, harness, axles, suspension, interior, seats, or steering wheel, has rust on the 1/4 panels and strut towers, also has evidence of Dirty Mike and the boys having an orgy in it...I'll take $2500."


    My 2GA Talon is apparently worth $12,000 by all these people's benchmarks. I'll take $10k cash though just to cut you guys a deal.
     
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  9. mitsubishikid

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    first ad made me LOL "I'm running 350hp on the wheels" LOL
     
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  10. cmehlxl

    cmehlxl Proven Member

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    whoever buys that car will wind up on this forum looking for advice on how to fix everything the previous owner fkd

    horrible overspray paint job
     
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  11. 19gsx91

    19gsx91 Proven Member

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    If it wasn't so far away I'd buy it just to save it from the owner. That was a good laugh though. nice find.
     
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  12. Nate355RS

    Nate355RS Proven Member

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    The Facebook adds seem to be golden these days. One guy was asking $9k firm for a stock looking 1g with no mod list or info. When I asked for details that made it worth $9k he posted "This car is easily worth asking price, anyone asking question about the car will be blocked." And then blocked me.
     
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  13. 19gsx91

    19gsx91 Proven Member

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    Lol.... some people. last year before I modded my 1g beyond bolt ons (basically just hard UICP, link and a fuel pump) I was thinking about asking 8k with 60k original miles on it and zero rust. being a 92 with the 6/4 5 speed I figured maybe, just never wanted to get laughed out of the classifieds. LOL
     
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  14. CrackedDSM

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    Hahahaha, I remember that guy. Then proceeded to have all of his friends vouch for the car, and casually let it slip that there was some rust issues. Ad was deleted and I haven't heard from him again. Honestly the guy selling the red 2G with no motor for $6k would probably rival that dude by legit asking $12,000 for his vehicle if it ran.
     
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  15. Nate355RS

    Nate355RS Proven Member

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    Shame I missed that one. I really get a kick out of those threads, especially when the sellers start calling people poor for not wanting to pay their asking price.
     
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  16. dfootedsm

    dfootedsm Proven Member

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  17. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    ROFL yeah. "Get on my level, seriously." type people crack me up to no end. The idiocy is just plain amusing.
     
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  18. 19gsx91

    19gsx91 Proven Member

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    It's been flagged! Ahh I wish I could of seen it, that's not too far from me, I would of gone just to see what kind of person it is. its kind of like walmart people watching...
     
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  19. JDT

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  20. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    Total steal. All those stickers plus the flat black paintjob and spray-can green rims means it puts down at least 750whp. At least.
     
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  21. JDT

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  22. MoarAWD

    MoarAWD Proven Member

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    Don't forget the people who use my favorite excuse for rust:

    "It's a northern car, so just expect rust"

    which to me is code for "every owner abused and neglected this car" LOL
     
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  23. MoarAWD

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  24. JDT

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  25. Nate355RS

    Nate355RS Proven Member

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