I was just minding my business, eating a bowl of oatmeal as I exited the freeway.......then smash........I'm a ghost.

You and your mechanical boost twister can go c0ck your wheels. you were there. laughing all the way to the bank. feel the breeze.

:sneaky:

I guess you were to busy pushing around your mop bucket.Tootles.P.S. JDMAWD quotes never get old.

LMAOI bought her car......ThenAnd Lando........ Straight off the refrigerator of 2003!

She still owes John (L2R) $50K. WTF

Feel the breeze................

srsly bro?

Did somebody page me?

To date, this is still the best thing I have ever done that was related to here.....ROFL :hellyeah: People still read this and think it's real.http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-thread-graveyard/217008-just-wrong.htmlROFL :hellyeah:Sometimes I still think I'll buy...

If you don't know, now you know...............Biggie Smalls for mayor.

Ryan has one of the fastest DSMs in the New England area. Might want to contact him.DSM Forums - View Profile: 98_silvergsHe's been around since 2001.

We all sold our DSM's around here. I still have parts though. lol

I guess they didn't realize that people that their demographic was 16-25 year old kids with no money and a primer covered car hoping around with $50 ebay coil overs.Step up and meet the markets demands or step out. That's business.

I usually have a pic of my bike as the background. I have a ton of pics so I usually rotate them every few.

Haha, what's up buddy! Long time no talk. Check your Pm's.

Without people like that, parted out DSM's wouldn't exist. The car looks like every car in the ghetto around here.

How about you get a 1986 Dodge Caravan.

Sounds like you've used a bad printer. Silk screen process holds up better than any other on the market. As long as it's done right.If you ever make shirts again, hit up Full Color Offset Printing, Apparel Printing & Embroidery, Sticker Printing, Wide Format Printing | Jakprints, Inc they...

That's actually wrong from what I understand. When the lemon law was reformed a few years back they put some holes in it where the dealership as well as the consumer have 30 days to revoke a deal. Not sure if it applies to used cars though.I'd still ####ing try to stiff them. #### that.

Dude, haven't you always been drinking heavily? Alone?How the hell have you been man? Still hate me? Come.........on.........buddy..........

Well its came to the point where I cant hear another person talk about gas prices. When can american just except it.Who can complain anyways?Its a liquid that makes your car run and its around $2 a gallon. Whats the big deal? Im not loaded, But I do spend about $50-70 a week in gas to...

Haha, Jack...You dug this up?Jack is still angry at the man but he's alive and better than ever.

That reminds me of that movie "The Ruins".

LandoAwd, L2RTSIAWD and myself got a honey moon suite at Ritz Carlton up the road. Should be a fabulous time. They're prepping the rose peddle bubble bath for us.If any of you are looking and rooms are booked if you stay on 250 you can't go wrong. There's TON's of shit in Sandusky for food...

Seriously, this is the first step. I almost had a stroke reading this thread.Check the turbo for shaft play, check the cam gaskets. lol No one mentioned an oil cap gasket. Very simple reason why there would be smoke on the valve cover. Now why is your car burning white smoke.....good luck...

Dude, don't take this the wrong way at all. I'm a 100% DIYer and I love fabbing shit and I think your stuff looks great but man, you can buy a catch can at Summit for like $10. lol

Drops tops like tupac.

Wow, 21 pages of some of the best bench racing in history. Where's JDMAWD when you need him. He'd have a blast with this thread. ROFL

ROFL Dude, seriously. You're hilarious. You just want to stir up some bs. You couldn't turn my tangles if you wanted to. I bust balls, you take it personal. Go knewb yourself some fancy seat covers for your slick body kit NT/W turbo. ROFL Then go c0ck your wheels and take some photos for...

I loved dealing with the Mitsu dealer to get parts. If you didn't have the VIN it's like they lost their who Fiche system.We've all seen Mitsu's fiche, it's not rocket science to find a bolt part number. lol Drink it off in the garage man. Shit happens, it sucks.

That's business. Nearly everyone is feeling the effects right now. I think 90% of it is psychological effects of people talking about a "recession" but regardless everyone is frightened to spend a cent lately.But every time I walk into Summit Racing the lines are just as long. :D

Best solution for all of us: Ignore Me

ROFLROFLROFLROFLRead that one more time. Remember the Hangout isn't for your amazing trouble shooting skills or to share your 9 second tuning knowledge.Maybe you need to laugh some of that aggression out of your system. Ever think of jerk off to porn? That might let you loosen up a...

So how do you know the link to my site but you never post up? :sneaky:

I've always been such a huge fan of GN's and T-types. A kid drives past my house about 4 times a day in his T-Type. It's mint and sounds wicked! One day I'll flag him down.Good find man!

Remember the days of playing along. All the OG's would gang in on a story. It use to get pretty funny. O well. Time to go play with my mechanical boost twister in my cocksled.

Haha, the Tcase was pretty good.The thread about my kids car seat and my bike in the winter got over 40,000 views in a week and was posted on over 20 other forums. I received about 100 "death threats" via email and PM from people saying I should be killed, shot or neutered. I think it was the...

Yeah, if you didn't notice I'm not here to make you laugh. Just me. Not you. Me. :tease:

ROFL Seriously, It's a joke. O well. I'll post another in 6 months.Haha, ####er.Yeah but I'm the idiot. :beatentodeath:Gotta love this place. Whatever happen to laughing?Btw, this thread got less death threats then past ones. Only 2 pm's of how I should be killed.

Listen man, let's keep this thread civil. I'm here for moral support. I know it was stupid and I was an idiot. Like I said, drinking was a mistake. This wouldn't have happened if I wasn't drunk. I would have avoided the semi.

Dude, if this was a joke I'd have my kids home right now and I wouldn't be sleeping alone.My wife is so pissed. She won't answer my calls, texts or Myspace comments. She's online right now and won't even read them. She's just deleting them. I think between this and my little trouble I got...

:cry:What a horrible day. So I'm on summer break at my summer home with some buddies that are off school too and we were working on my Laser. So I had an extra set of rims sitting around. They were stock steels from back in the day and they were tire-less. So I got the idea to put them on...

Nice, my buddies car is identical.

I'll just file for bankrupcy. I'm nearing that state anyways. No need in shelling out hard earned cash for nothing.

Well, I told the police the 100% truth on the statement. I'm not a liar.I talked to the friend in the hospital and visited the person in the other car. That person is in real bad shape. She's in ICU but should be stepped down tomorrow according to her parents. I explained to them what...

Yeah, I didn't think. I was drunk. It could have happen to any of us.

If I was spending $31,000 on school, I'd pick a profession that pays more then $31k a year.

First off, we've all done dumb things in life, we've made bad choices and we all have regrets. I need serious advise for this. Please don't bash, as it could have happen to any of us.So last night which was New Years Eve, I had a lot to drink. I was at a friends house and he was having a...