Why Rule #6 matters: "use a descriptive thread title"

[Defiant]

Why would any of you open these threads?

Please come help...
help needed here...
stupid probs with my dsm
Intake manifold
boost problems
best parts?
Good Mods, or no?
Anybody Ever Use?
exhaust change
Should I be upset?
1 question
New Stuff
Need Help Please!!
Need Help Please!

Those are just what was in today's net.
There's plenty of room for good, long thread titles. Use it, and whatever mental capability you may have at hand to get help to come to you.

[leet]

I totally agree, but some people never learn

[steve]

Can we start closing more threads that don't have a descriptive title? Perhaps that will provide "persuasion". I'd like to see a short vacation for anyone using help in the title. Duh, that's why most people post, to get help.

Steve

[Defiant]

We really do try to cut some slack for the honestly unknowing. After all, too much carnage will frighten off the newbies, and then we'd never be able to lure them further into the pit. And we'd have to go back to buying chickens to feed the gators.