The story of the mudded Talon (now with pics)

The story of the mudded talon is pretty funny. Every year Team-Trinity (a local DSM group) has a huge DSM meet at George Mason University (GMU). In 2006, I had two DSMs, my wife's 1gb eclipse was more of show car (but still had some power goodies). I spent all Friday detailing her car. It was in better condition then the day I bought it. Finally late that night I finished hers and started on my Talon. I went to bed at around midnight. When I woke up it was too late to finish the car. I looked at a half-cleaned car and I said to my buddy, "What's better then being clean?" My friend jokingly replied "Being dirty." Then, “click” neither of us said anything we both just hopped into the car and headed to the basin. I found a little pool of murky water and just aimed straight for it. The water splashed up over the car. We did that a few times and headed out to the GMU meet. The reaction from the spectators was better then any other DSM meet I been too. The next year we went bigger. I had a friend in construction and they had just leveled an entire neighborhood, he told me it has one road and about 300 acres of dirt. Luckily this time, there was a torrential down pour a few days before. The mud was thick VERY thick. I would go flying around and then hit a soft spot and sink. My buddy had to hook up his truck a few times to pull me out. When he started to pull me out, he would fling even more mud all over my hood and roof. About 20-30 minutes later, he flashes me. So we get back on the hard top and he rolls down his wind and says, "WE GOTTA GO!!!" I said "why?" He said the MP's were coming. I saw the MP SUV on the opposite side of the fence about 5 mintues ago, but I didn't understand why it mattered. Then he told me that this was not his construction site. I went , "WE GOTTA GO!!!" The problem was there was only one road coming in and out the site. However, it was night time and that one road split into two one-way roads with a median. And the median was heavy with foliage, trees and shrubs. We both hauled for the exit. I had to have my window down with my head sticking out so I could see, since my front windshield was covered with mud. We both had our lights off. As we got close to the median, I saw the SUV coming our way. I stomped the clutch and watched him pass us through the median. I saw his tail lights disappear around the bend in the road and we were in the clear. The next day at the meet, I rolled in with my friends truck (95 GMC Sierra 1500), an '03 Cobra making 500 lbs/ft torque and a 06 GTO with 434 rwhp. No one cared about them. As soon as I parked, I was surrounded by lots of people and they were just clicking away pics of my car, when I dynoed my car there (SBR brought a free dyno) I pulled a whopping 140 awhp @ 19 psi, due to a hole in the FMIC from a rock I hit at the construction site.