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Vow of Celibacy.... What was I thinking?!?!

Posted 03-17-2008 at 02:05 PM by diablos991
So after one crazy spring break down in San Diego, me and a buddy have decided to enter into a bet to see who can make it 40 days without any sort of action. No kissing, spooning, forking, alone time, etc.... We also have to maintain our lifestyle which includes parties, bars, dating, and all that shit.

The bet started at 12am this morning and I am already starting to think that the...
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Inspections can shampoo my crotch!

Posted 10-15-2007 at 03:44 PM by diablos991
This past weekend I embarked on my yearly quest to obtain these profusely sought after documents that are deemed by the state to be my emissions and safety inspection certificates. I topped off the fuel, bought a burrito, bought a Powerade, then disembarked.

Upon stumbling into what seemed to be a normal shop to have my car's equivalent to a physical performed; I notice that the desk...
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