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Vow of Celibacy.... What was I thinking?!?!

Posted 03-17-2008 at 03:05 PM by diablos991
So after one crazy spring break down in San Diego, me and a buddy have decided to enter into a bet to see who can make it 40 days without any sort of action. No kissing, spooning, forking, alone time, etc.... We also have to maintain our lifestyle which includes parties, bars, dating, and all that shit.

The bet started at 12am this morning and I am already starting to think that the $150 isn't worth it.

I will probably post up here randomly to update you guys when I get bored doing my online class so that I don't venture onto the more tempting parts of the internet.

Have any of you DSMers ever done something like this before?
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Why? I don't see any point. lol
Posted 03-17-2008 at 03:20 PM by zachv17 zachv17 is offline
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throwedgsx's Avatar
good luck
Posted 03-17-2008 at 03:30 PM by throwedgsx throwedgsx is offline
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m_0ney_pit's Avatar
Is it worth it...I guess it depends what you spend the $150 on if you win it ;-)

Have I done it? No I have a hard enough time getting girls anyway
Posted 03-17-2008 at 03:46 PM by m_0ney_pit m_0ney_pit is offline
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Thats the thing, it doesn't matter if you don't get girls or not because the bet includes no "alone time."

Either way its going to be tough as I just found out I have some lady friends whom are looking to make me not finish out 40 days.

I guess that means game on!
Posted 03-17-2008 at 04:57 PM by diablos991 diablos991 is offline
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Just like 40 days and 40 nights... nice. If you haven't seen it, definitely rent it.
Posted 03-17-2008 at 05:11 PM by Ravenous Ravenous is offline
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rossb's Avatar
Umm how would one enforce this no "alone time" rule?
Posted 03-17-2008 at 05:44 PM by rossb rossb is offline
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4BangR-x's Avatar
Havnt you ever seen Seinfeld?
Posted 03-17-2008 at 06:19 PM by 4BangR-x 4BangR-x is offline
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Have fun.
Posted 03-17-2008 at 07:35 PM by pyschoslipknot pyschoslipknot is offline
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good luck
Posted 03-17-2008 at 11:35 PM by Cypress_h Cypress_h is offline
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AlaskanDsm's Avatar
dude...whats the point? this isn't for me because I feel very lucky to have the gf that I have but if you were at a bar or party and some smokin babe wanted to bring you back to her place or go to yours....then #### the 150 and have yourself a good time! I know I have an awesome time with my car loving GF
Posted 03-18-2008 at 03:56 AM by AlaskanDsm AlaskanDsm is offline
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crimsondragon's Avatar
It'll be all worth it in the end. It'll feel like you're a virgin again. =P
Posted 03-18-2008 at 12:58 PM by crimsondragon crimsondragon is offline
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Well, we will be going by the honor code as far as enforcement. I trust that both parties will admit if they lost. The main point isn't about the money, it's about me proving that I have control.

As for an update; this vow seems to upset my close lady friends alot. What were once sister-like female friends are now like ravenous sexbound hounds out to destroy my vow.

Last night I went out to a popular Irish themed pub for St. Patricks day with a couple of close lady friends. It is actually an interesting time going out clubbing with no motivation to get action. However, I did meet one girl and spoke with her for about 45 minutes when all of the sudden on of my friends came over and decided to make this girl aware of my vow. Shortly afterwards the girl took off.

Later that night after some mean karaoke; we went up to the dance floor and that is when I came to the realization of what these friends of mine were trying to do. It was a fun night denying them and watching the utter frustration that stemmed from my separation from natural instincts.

And just about an hour ago I lined up a date for this weekend and we are going to go to dinner then watch a movie at her place. But no worries here because I am officially in Ghandi mode and can't be broken!
Posted 03-18-2008 at 03:30 PM by diablos991 diablos991 is offline
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m_0ney_pit's Avatar
"I did meet one girl and spoke with her for about 45 minutes when all of the sudden on of my friends came over and decided to make this girl aware of my vow. Shortly afterwards the girl took off."

Haha you got rooster-blocked
Posted 03-18-2008 at 08:43 PM by m_0ney_pit m_0ney_pit is offline
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4Motion4g63's Avatar
Phhh I go without oN purpose......................Im married, My wife wants it now!!!

But im typing on a blog....:P
Posted 03-19-2008 at 12:01 AM by 4Motion4g63 4Motion4g63 is offline
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Jetblack's Avatar
Just make sure when you do 'break' you're with someone you wouldn't mind having an 'egg' with because that will be the point you're most likely to mess up and not cover up, just a few wordz of wizdom
Posted 03-20-2008 at 10:32 AM by Jetblack Jetblack is offline
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laserspeeddemon's Avatar
If you can't last 40 days I would say you are week. I have gone 2 months already with a small break in the middle from my wife. I will return in another month. And then I will be gone for 5 months and then another 5-6 month stretch.
Posted 03-23-2008 at 05:50 PM by laserspeeddemon laserspeeddemon is offline
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Drifte's Avatar
you will find that the ladies who know about this bet, will be all over you. Then the ones that dont know but you take out on dates. Will for some reason absolutely want you, because you dont take any steps toward that direction. I found this out doing the same thing.

have fun, you will find your car becoming pretty awesome within 40days.
Posted 03-23-2008 at 07:43 PM by Drifte Drifte is offline
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skyrone's Avatar
gives some time for the old vag to tighten up again haha jp man. good luck with that one. after the bet is won beware of the volcano effect.
Posted 03-23-2008 at 10:35 PM by skyrone skyrone is online now
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meliketoball's Avatar
Wet dreams count.
Posted 03-25-2008 at 12:10 AM by meliketoball meliketoball is offline
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casperfast's Avatar
yea...good luck. LMFAO!!!!!!
Posted 03-25-2008 at 11:33 AM by casperfast casperfast is offline
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Best of luck... on the volcano effect! Spend time with your car or another worthwhile hobby...or if you have a gf, show her how you care through you creativity (poetry, etc.) I commend you for doing this, as I know I'm waaay too weak to approach that kind of self-imposed celibacy.
Posted 03-25-2008 at 02:12 PM by strykerhorse strykerhorse is offline
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I wouldn't say it is self imposed as much as I was told that me and a buddy couldn't do it. Being super competitive, I had to take the challenge.

Well, as of right now I sit on day 9. That is almost 1/4 of the way through. All I can say is that I better be getting into great shape from all of these damn midnight jogs that I have to keep taking.

I had a date last weekend and the woman tried to kiss me. It took all i had to move out of the way and tell her that I had to leave. Now that is one way to drive a girl nuts!

The surprising thing to me is that girls that didn't seem that interested before are now really interested in being my day 40 date.
Posted 03-25-2008 at 03:29 PM by diablos991 diablos991 is offline
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crimsondragon's Avatar
Would you care to take up building car models as well?
Posted 03-25-2008 at 09:25 PM by crimsondragon crimsondragon is offline
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"The surprising thing to me is that girls that didn't seem that interested before are now really interested in being my day 40 date."

hey I said it before. It works man.
Posted 03-26-2008 at 06:19 PM by Drifte Drifte is offline
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OK, it's rant time....

So me and my buddy went on a double date tonight. We decided that drunken bowling was a good idea since we would be in a public place and the girls would have little chance to try and break our vow.

Needless to say, about halfway through the date; the girls realized that we were not budging and would not give them what they wanted out of us. They then decided that they would start hitting on the guys in the bowling lane next to us.

After about 5 minutes of them pulling that bullshit, we diceded that we were going to step out on this crap. We then just flat walked out on them and headed straight to the local jazz bar.

Holy shit I should have drank more... I feel like breaking something... This is the exact reason why living in Utah is the worst thing for a single male that is in his 20s and not of the LDS faith...

I guess that is all I will rant for now... Day 21 and as of now.... Waiting for grad school to get out of this retarded area...
Posted 04-06-2008 at 01:33 AM by diablos991 diablos991 is offline
 

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