Well, I decided to be productive and got some extra material and made a nice battery tie down. I was going to relocate it down to the firewall area, but figured, hell, it's not that important to do it; Plus it'd take a lot more effort. In case anyone is wondering, you have to get a smaller battery or relocate your stock battery when you get an SMIM (or at least the JMF one). This is the Duralast GOLD battery from a 2000+ civic. Same cranking/amp power as the stock battery, but half the size.
90* aluminum strap
aluminum bar
5/16-18 full threaded rod
nuts
fender washers
2 wing nuts
self-tapping screws
Cost ~$13
I eyeballed everything but it came out great.
Painted the bottom straps black for OEM look.
This isn't as fancy as JMF's bling kit, but it works!